Wombania: Land of the Wombies

Chris Land

Chris Land Portrait
Unlikely guardian of the Wombies and Wombania
Unlikely guardian of the Wombies and Wombania

Chris is single and lived alone until that fateful day when his distant relatives, the Wombies, invaded his life and his home. Before that, he didn't even know what a wombat was, let alone ever suspect that he might be related to them.

Over-stressed, overworked, underpaid, and unappreciated, Chris is basically your average working Joe. An architect by profession, his designs never get the respect they deserve. But he's used to it since he never gets the respect he deserves, either.

He hopes to one day be in control of his life and his career, but for now he hopes simply to make it to his next paycheck.

Chris deals with reality through sarcasm and humor. Unfortunately, the Wombies seldom appreciate his humor, and the art of sarcasm appears to be dead.

    Vital Stats

  • Age: 28. But feels more like 48.
  • Strength: No major weakness.
  • Weakness: No major strength.
  • Passion: Architecture
  • Idol: Frank Lloyd Wright
  • Fears: Obscurity and old age, both of which seem to be approaching fast.
  • Favorite movie: It's a Wonderful Life
  • Favorite TV show: Weird homes
  • Favorite food: Anything that isn't burnt.
  • Personal motto: If it's not broke, it soon will be.
  • Philosophy of life: It's gotta get better sooner or later.
  • Happiness is: Being able to make the mortgage payments.
  • Long term goal: To establish a successful independent architectural firm.
  • Short term goal: To get a client to actually build one of his designs.

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